Whoa our fridge door is broken off the hing……..OH. MY. GOD. IS THAT GLITTER ON THE COUNTER? OZWALD JAMES SMITH GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!

December 18, 2008

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I once had a house party when my parents went away, but they found out because one girl came with glitter on and the shit just got everywhere. That and the place got smashed up.

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C++ (Chicken++)

December 14, 2008

Somuchtosay2006 (1 year ago) Show Hide
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holy shit and I thought chickens were mindless programs (every animal has a basic programming and no I don’t believe we’re in the matrix)

Good works in mysterious ways.

December 14, 2008

praisethelord333 (1 month ago) Show Hide
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why not? i thank good when i see a sexy male ass and i thank good for the sexy female ass curse i know you heterogirls like them.

and when good made him two asses – why not? it is not sexy for me but when he think that he is sexy? he can praise the lord in this way *smile*

Good thing she’s a philanthropist.

December 14, 2008

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I want to put my tiny pen!s in your kind pvssy!!

Preemptive slice.

December 13, 2008

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If i were Robert Pattinson id chop off my dick just so you crazy motherfuckers cant rip it off and save it in a fucking shrine.

*Bonus Comment*

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Vampires can too jizz! It’s just cold… and purple.

Genoceye for an eye.

December 12, 2008

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I find the Holacaust thing very offensive and I’m a German. I think that anyone who references to the Holacaust as a good thing should be treated like the Jews during WW2.

XXX-Box.

December 11, 2008

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I’m a gamer and my X-Box just exploded in my pants. There’s a curfew I must abide by and the heated jacuzzi is ready for us so is that case of boxed red wine, corn chips and bean dip.

The roundabout.

December 11, 2008

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answer for my homework:
last time i was sarcastic by blue131326

last time i was sarcastic whas when i asked my teacher to show me her boobs.

He’s a panda bear bear.

December 11, 2008

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yep, that’s a gay panda. nothing wrong with that

Finally found the beatbox tabs to my favourite jam.

December 11, 2008

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i prefer it when u beatbox it :P
(brr) tB pff tB (brr) tB (brr) tB (brr) tB pff